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摘要:银猪在线:轻松一刻:灰太狼为什么要吃韭菜?因为吃韭菜会撞羊!哈哈哈招商主管(QQ:85280) 中信3娱乐 1、 小明在食堂排队,一个美女插队到他前面,小明问:美女,有男朋友吗?美

  银猪在线:轻松一刻:灰太狼为什么要吃韭菜?因为吃韭菜会撞羊!哈哈哈招商主管(QQ:85280)中信3娱乐

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  1、 小明在食堂排队,一个美女插队到他前面,小明问:“美女,有男朋友吗?”美女害羞的说:“没有呢还,怎么了嘛?”小明一巴掌把她扇倒在地上说:“没男朋友还敢来插队。”

  2、 暑假补习班一个同学,喜欢穿着大裤衩来上课,有一天他正在睡觉,突然手机响了,说:“恩,好,我一会就到。”挂了电话迷迷糊糊的走到讲台对老师说:“妈,给我点钱,我要出去玩。”

  3、 小明活着的时候是一名饭店服务员,可是死了几千年还没有投胎,于是他就去问:“怎么还没到我呢?”得到的回答是:“别着急,马上就好。”

  4、 小明去相亲,媒婆说对方女生大眼睛,双眼皮,瓜子脸,特别好看,小明去了一看真的是,只不过就是瓜子脸尖超上了。

  5、 小时候在路边把晒干的牛粪捡回家,学着爷爷的样子卷成演给他抽,爷爷说:小明,你卷的烟就是不一样,味足。呛得流眼泪。

  6、 小红问一个美女:“你的头发好漂亮,哪里剪的?”美女听到后特别生气,把假发拿下来,冲着小红喊:“这是我买的,不是我捡的。”

  7、 小明的女儿上高中,小明就是怕她谈恋爱,有一天小明和女儿在买衣服,突然看到女儿的同班同学在一直看着女儿,小明就搂着女儿说:“宝贝啊,你今天随便买,我老婆不在家,你放心吧。”

  8、 女娲在捏泥人的时候老笑,盘古就问为什么,女娲就说:“做人呢,最重要的就是开心。”

  9、 小明在家做家务,想起被子脏了,于是整条被子泡在水里,被爸爸看到后暴打一顿,现在被子晒了一个星期了还没干,你就不知道有被套这种东西吗?

  10、 红太狼发现灰太狼在吃草,就打他,骂他没出息,抓不到羊,现在在吃草。灰太狼说:“老婆,这不是草,这是韭菜,吃韭菜撞羊。”

  12、 小明去买鸡蛋说:“老板娘给我挑最大的鸡蛋”老板娘说:“我的鸡蛋都是一样大的”小明说:“你胆子真大,我都不敢说我的两个蛋是一样大的。”

  13、 小红:“小明,你找到女朋友了?”小明:“是的”小红:“哪里的?”小明:“新西兰”小红:“国内的满足不了你吗?”小明:“你不知道吗?新西兰是最优质的奶源原产地。”

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